Two Arms and Dangerous

"First things first, man, you're fucking with the worst. I'll be sticking pins in your head like a fucking nurse." I always thought I'd start out an unauthorized autobiography like this, alas, it's a blog. I wasn't even sure what "BLOG" meant a couple weeks ago. The quote is ODB, aka, Big Baby Jesus, aka Russel T. Jones. A hero of mine, which may not be the greatest thing ever, but it is what it is.

Don't know if there will be a motif for this, I just need to write words.

Blogging. Hmm. I started out typing on a type writer and my first albums were on cassette. I've been writing scripts for the last 10 years, mostly one story told about 50 different ways.

How surprising, it only took me half a page to start talking about Pelican. So here it is, if anyone is interested in "An anti-romantic comedy about hop-scotching the fog roads of hell" or a movie about "Murder, mystery, romance and mayhem at a motel on The River Styx" or just a movie that "Is NOT a Matthew Broderick vehicle" send a message and we can discuss the transaction.

You can find a spec scene for it here.

I drink beer, this makes me use a shit ton of commas. Enjoy them because they love us.

So let's talk about the Cubs. The fuck. We trade Marquis to the Rockies only to lose to him in the first month of the season. The Fuck. Oh, if you think Theriot is a good short stop, stop readingt this, it isn't for you. Also, send me your address and I'll beat you with two dead baby seals until further notice. Or maybe give you a mild bruising.

There is beer to drink and I'm sure I'm talking to myself. Being an only child I'm used to it, Thank God my pops made sure I had a dog or else I may have developed some sort of complex about it. I'm in love with myself but I've been known to cheat.

"One final word for the finer birds taking notes, I dig a chick in pit-tails, that's all folks." If you don't know who Aesop Rock go to Limewire and pirate Labor Days. It's worth it.

The future may cause side-effects,
Jak